Finally,
the end to this nephew painting trilogy. No more paint for a
while. Well, until I take you back to
Viji’s to share what has been getting color shmeared over there. Until then, sit back and get ready
to be sucked into the captivating story about when my nephew Vaughn threw the ring and
Gollum into the fiery lava to save Middle-earth. Wait...no. I mean how Vaughn
teamed up with Danny Ocean in an effort to bring Willy Banks and his casino down a diamond after messing with their boy, Rueben.
No?
Not
that kind of trilogy? Suit yourself, but you are screwing yourself out of a
delightful Clooney / Pitt / Cheadle / nephew Vaughn candygram.
Vaughn
loves Hot Wheels (along with hugs, drawing ninjas and stealing cereal bars from
his Uncle Schatze while he has his back turned and then eating them). And, much
like my own burning obsession, the kid also loves red.
I
checked out the hotwheels.com website to find something that would fit the bill
for his acrylic undertaking. The equation of winning components chosen was as follows.
The
the car style in this:
PLUS components of the background style
in this:
MULTIPLIED
BY
a color and direction revamp
EQUALS this:
While I am secretly hoping that Vaughn’s
life turns out like the Back to the Future trilogy so he can escort his
aunt Heidi back to Dillards in Scottsdale where she let those fabulous silver
sequined heels on clearance slip away in March 2000, my greater hope is that
the red car painting stays on his walls for at least the next 20 years. After
that, there could be some negotiations with a significant other involved. But, I'll just
have to bribe that bridge when I come to it.
Scream it louder.
I love Auntie Heidi!!
Yes. Good.
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